Glitch: Hey, it’s me keeping the peace in seals chat! I’m the guy on the right.

Glitch, an obvious choice for the Clubhouse Hall of Fame.

Glitch, an avid poker fanatic and skilled player, discovered Seals with Clubs early on, and has since become an indispensable part of the Seals Operation. He is the reason Sealandia is still on the map.

Without Glitch, there was no reason to trust an anonymous group of strangers. With Glitch, on the other hand, we had a man who had time and time again shown integrity beyond reproach and a sense of fairness second to none. Glitch is very knowledgeable in the ways of poker and computing among other things. He is a perfect liaison between the users and the coders. He tirelessly makes himself available to the seal community with countless hours fielding questions, repudiating absurd accusations and handling users’ bug reports and problems.

“If it ain’t broke, we didn’t fix it.” —Glitch

Micon was the face of Seals I. Glitch is the voice of seals II. On Seals I, he distinguished himself by being Ender’s right hand man, handling much of the administrative work needed to run the famous “bet” bot. He then went on to be the tournament director; tweaking schedules, buy-ins, stack sizes, level durations, guarantees, etc., presenting us with a whole slew of new and fun tournaments. Were it not for Glitch, Micon would have no one to keep the team together and slowly bring back the old seal crew, one mo at a time.

7 thoughts on “Glitch in the Hall of Fame

  • October 30, 2015 at 5:32 am

    Glitch is the best!

  • November 3, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    Who’s Glitch?!

  • November 3, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    Sir Glitchiness!

  • November 6, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    glitch goes hard in the paint!!!

  • November 30, 2015 at 8:36 am

    I would let glitch babysit my kids…

  • January 1, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    this hall of fame must be HUGE!! howd they fit ANOTHER person in???

  • June 12, 2016 at 9:46 am


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